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標(biāo)題: 皮到不行的搞笑句子，沙雕有趣，越看越好笑 [打印本頁(yè)]
作者: 小墨 時(shí)間: 2022-4-17 09:20
標(biāo)題: 皮到不行的搞笑句子，沙雕有趣，越看越好笑
有人說(shuō)我長(zhǎng)得黑，長(zhǎng)得黑怎么了，長(zhǎng)的黑是因?yàn)槊勒�，炸了以后，焦了，就黑了�?/font>
Some people say that I look black. What's wrong with my black appearance? It's because my beauty is fried. After it's fried, it's burnt and black.
此時(shí)此刻我心心念念的那個(gè)男人，誰(shuí)能想到他的名字叫楊國(guó)福。
At this moment, I miss the man, who can think of his name is Yang Guofu.
當(dāng)你感覺(jué)自己又窮又丑的時(shí)候，不要悲傷，至少你的感覺(jué)是對(duì)的。
When you feel poor and ugly, don't be sad. At least you feel right.
我從不以強(qiáng)凌弱～～～我欺負(fù)他之前真不知道他比我弱…
I never bully the weak. I didn't know he was weaker than me before I bullied him
終于找到一個(gè)適合自己身材的成語(yǔ)，肥而不膩
Finally find an idiom suitable for your body, fat but not greasy
頭腦是日用品，不是裝飾品
The mind is a commodity, not an ornament
問(wèn)：如何安慰一個(gè)胖子？答：你的人生已經(jīng)很圓滿了。
Q: how to comfort a fat man? A: your life is complete.
恭喜你成為了我的第一合法繼承人
Congratulations on becoming my first legal heir
剛剛和我爸下象棋，他把我的帥吃了，怎么辦？我?guī)洷怀粤?/font>
Just played chess with my father, he ate my handsome, how to do? I was eaten
我可以去墻角，那里有九十度。
I can go to the corner. It's 90 degrees.
你這游戲打得比我奶奶燉的豬蹄還爛。
Your game is worse than the pig's hoof stewed by my grandmother.
一到深夜我就開(kāi)始思考問(wèn)題，有什么東西是好吃，但吃了不會(huì)發(fā)胖的嗎
Late at night, I began to think about the problem, what is delicious, but eat will not get fat
相信我 我的心比我的長(zhǎng)相好。
Believe me, my heart is better than my face.
專家研究發(fā)現(xiàn)，手機(jī)只有在有電的情況下才能玩。
Experts have found that mobile phones can only be played when there is electricity.
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